*PREFACE: My christmas stuff was supposed to be mailed to me, but it took awhile for anyone to care, sniff.
Matt, After weeks of planning and hard work, your Christmas presents have finally escaped. We got hundreds of packages out in the darkness. Actually, I mailed one large box out today by UPS.(didn't want fedex, worried that the package might wind up on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean with Tom Hanks). You should get it by next Monday. The tracking # is:************. It should arrive way before 3/17, which of course is St. Patrick's Day, so the chances of a drunken Irishman spilling green beer on it is remote.This doesn't stop him from spilling regular beer on it which of course they drink to excess on all other days of the year. But enough about the drunken Irish. I hope every thing arrives intact. I wrapped everything tighter than an Enron executives lips at a congressional subcommittee hearing. Hope to hear from you before Brittany Spears announces her first illegitimate pregnancy.
Love ya,
Dad
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