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Illiterate Americans (The Grand Finale)

(This is a response to a few emails I sent my dad in regaurd to how search engines were picking up this page. "Ernest Hemmingway Depressed Alcholic," "sicilian culo" and "Fertility Ceremony" all point this page when entered into google. I hate to say it, but this may very well be the final "Father Knows Best" email. For some reason I find it to be a fitting end to this page)

Matt, The country must be full of illiterate ignorant people. I mean when my e-mails are being hit for information then there must be slim pickens out there. I guess some people must think Oh, yeah Ennest Hemmingway killed himself. Yeah, that was the guy who sang for the Doors,right. And who the hell is seaching the net for culo sicilian. The only people I can think of are lonley guys looking for some sicilian ass. (watch now sicilian ass will come up #2 on google for guys searching for a piece of sicilian ass).What about the fertility ceremony?

I don't know,when my e-mails are used for info ther must be little else on the web other than a few amatuer comedians posting information about themselves on their web sites.Pitiful ain't it.

Love,

Papa


 

 

 

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