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Ernest Hemmingway, James Bond, and yes, the Irish

 *6/6/2002

Matt, I received your short two sentence e-mail. Only Ernest Hemingway could write more succinctly than that. However he is dead. Put a shotgun to his mouth and blew his head off. He was a depressed alcoholic of course. He wasn't Irish, they don't get depressed. They are too drunk to know their true condition.

I hear you will be living with Dr. Lee. BEWARE!!! She is secrectly working for the Chinese Communist underground and is recruiting young college men to participate in her evil web of espionage. You probably don't beleive me, but at least watch out for her shoes(tiny knife blades-see Bond From Russia with Love).

Will send you the info requested.

Later,

Q


 

 

 

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