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Strontzo Part 2

10/7/02 6:41pm

 

Matt,

 

So wats tha matta wit you? You getting to be Mr. smarty pants or sumtin? Hows about I kick your smarty culo all the way to the bagno and take a piscione on you. You gonna tell me how to speak Eyetalian? I been talkin the native tongue long before you were even a strounza. So go back to your college and try and learn sumtin so you dont grow up to be stupid.

 

Amore,

Papa

 


 

 

 

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