The emails

Old Dog, New Tricks

Carnival Workers With Small Hands

Fuck St. Patrick's Day

The Irish Strike Back

The Battle Continues

Dandruff and One-Eyed Bearded Men

The Great Escape

X-Mas, Enron and Britney Spears

Ernest Hemmingway, James Bond, and yes, the Irish

The Godfather

Strontzo part 1

Strontzo part 2

Stronzo part 3

Strontzo part 4

The Fertility Ceremony of St. Peter

Catholics

The French Are Wierd

Illiterate Americans (The Grand Finale)

The Godfather

*8/28/02 Preface: Response to usual request for money

Matt,

I am honored to have sent you the check today on the day of your daughter's wedding. Now that I have granted you this favor, I may one day ask for a favor in return.

Love,

Your father.